[Verse]
C Dm
She's not into flowers
G C
Or gettin' big expensive gifts
 Dm
She says she don't want jewelry
G C C7
She doesn't need another dress
 F
If I wanna show her how much I adore her
 C C/B Am
The best way that I've found
 C
Is to make sure when I'm finished
G C
I put that toilet seat down

[Verse]
 Dm
We've been to counseling
G C
To try and see the ways we could improve
 Dm
This thing between us
G C C7
And different ways to show each other I love you
F
Well forget about those get-away vacations
 C C/B Am
In romantic costal towns
C
If you wanna say "I love you"
G C
Then put that toilet seat down

[Verse]
C F
Cuz in the middle of the night
 C
It's cold and it's dark
 G
When I hear my name in vain
 C C7
I know I haven't done my part
 F
She just wants me to support her
 C C/B Am
And the best way that I've found
 C
Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch
G C
I put that toilet seat down